Isn't it funny?

If poor Berry could only walk on water, people just might vote for him. Oh, wait, does anyone know if Cris Angel is available for the VP spot?

Isn't it funny how...
*According to the libs.

1. Energy costs are at an all time high.
   
2. *The economy is a wreck.
   
3. The housing market is collapsing.
   
4. The dollar is collapsing.
   
5. *We are all just moments away from dying in a fiery inferno do to your SUV causing Global Warming.
   
6. *America has “failed” and “lost” a major war.
   
7. *All of America “and the world for that matter” hates the evil Republicans.
   
8. *The government is spying on everyone.
   
9. *The evil Bush and his Republican cronies torture
   innocent people at the drop of a hat.
   
10. *Oil companies and Wal-Mart control America. And we all know who supports them, don’t we?
    
11. The media are ramming the Liberal message down our throats 24/7 and have become the varsity squad for the Obama campaign. They don’t even try to hide their bias anymore; cheerleading every word that exits his fork-tongued mouth and instantly attacking anyone who dares question his righteousness.
    
    
    Yet, Berry just can't seem to pull ahead in any of the polls running against a Republican. Alas, if only he could just wave his mighty hand and make it so?